How to make a Dadaist composition:

• Download a contemporary composition.
• Import it in a music editor program.
• Cut the composition out into smaller parts.
• Put them in a random order into a new track.
• Reverse the audio track.
• Change the playback rate.
• That’s it. Now, listen to it!

The composition will be like you.
And here are you a composer, infinitely original and endowed with a sensibility that is charming though beyond the understanding of the vulgar.

Nikolai Wasser, 1920