How to make a Dadaist composition:
Download a contemporary composition.
Import it in a music editor program.
Cut the composition out into smaller parts.
Put them in a random order into a new track.
Reverse the audio track.
Change the playback rate.
That’s it. Now, listen to it!
The composition will be like you.
And here are you a composer, infinitely original and endowed with a sensibility that is charming though beyond the understanding of the vulgar.
Nikolai Wasser, 1920